Media:Interstate Lottery Winner Confirmed!

1368 Interstate Lottery Winner Confirmed! Barbara Wawa 03/11/2065 03/11/2015

"Thank you, Bernie," Barbara Wawa starts, "The winner of Saturday's record-shattering fifteen BILLION dollar jackpot has been confirmed, and he's one of Colonial Bay's very own! CBN has his exclusive reaction..."

The feed cuts to a field camera view outside a rather plain apartment door, which then opens to reveal a blinking, bleary-eyed Porter. He looks half-asleep and has an infant girl in pink in his arms, feeding from a bottle. "Hi? What time is it? And I had nothing to do with-" "Mr. Porter! How do you feel now that you've won the largest lottery jackpot in history?!" Porter blinks more and the infant gurgles. "Uh, this is one of those hidden camera things, right?" "No, the camera's right here, Mr. Porter..." A pair of pale legs descend the stairs in the background, followed by their cap of kitten-decorated boxers.

"Who's at the door, Sweetie?" comes a female voice before Porter blinks again and frowns. "Sorry, we don't want any," he abruptly closes the door.

The view suddenly cuts back to the news room.

"Well, maybe he'll be a bit more excited after a nap?" Bernie chuckles while Barbara transitions to, "Now, the mayor's recent proposal to..."