Aikireikinu

A Lord of Chaos, Aikireikinu has been known to grant wishes.

Description
A small fluffy gray cat with black stripes, two long fluffy tails, yellow eyes, and a third, red, eye in the middle of its forehead. When it speaks, it does so telepathically (you can shut it out at will). It's 'voice' sounds like a middle aged midwestern American woman perpetually laughing at her own joke, and a little drunk.